The Rise of Shy-Walker | Ft. A Treenut

Note: After the first three questions, my post will get a bit more topical, hater meem decapitator potatoes.
Gone Is Shy Guy?

Long story short, Shy Guys are one of the few Mario characters that I could call harmless (along with Waluigi, Monty Mole, Spike, Daisy, Peach, and Goombas). But how did he disappear? 

     If you read my last post (if you didn't, I will find you, and I will steal your diamonds in Minecraft), you would know that I got bit by a radio-active spider. The powers that it gave me however, were much more epic and powerful than the normal  Spider-Man powers. It gave me the ability to destroy Shy Guys for no apparent reason (like Yoshi's Crafted World was't difficult enough). Oh yeah boiiii! (*insert crab rave here*)

Will or Will Smith not raid Ms. Area Fifetie None on the 20th night of Sep-tem-ber?

👏Meme Review👏

Now here's the problem. An airforce lady recently reported to the news that she will bring fan-loved Club Penguin back if no one raids Area 51. The solution. We find Club Penguin inside of Area 51.

     This meme is the first meme that ever left me completely heart-broken. I could choose to raid (AKA Naruto Run into) Area 51 and find diamonds, or I could choose to stay at home being an EPIC gamer. I honestly don't know what to do.

     Being serious though, me and my friends already raided Area 51. "How?", you might ask. Well, all you need to do is come and head on down to KFC--

     Well, all you need to do is go to the Pier Village beach in NJ and free the children ("aliens") from this pirate ship playground thing. Long story short, me and the AABO gang made a game where I slapped an alien's back (T W I C E). It'll make sense if you're in The AABOXEM Show (RJ, Ali-Li-Clinton,, The Myself, "Where's My Chickens?" Man, Oha Dude, and Mish AKA the one who is a gosh darn penguin).
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I rate this meme a 7'1"/10 (only true memers get the joke. It's Peppa Pig's height).

How Hair isnell?

I promised u guys that the first three ones will be silly so, Creeper AAAw MMMMMMMMMMMan-Child.

Things about The Rise of Skywalker?

The Rise of Skywalker is bound to be my favorite movie of all time. The universe has been leading up to this. The next SW movie afterward will be releasing when I'm in highschool, so I'm anxiously waiting for the next one.

Disaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapointmentttttttttttttttttttttt (The continuation to this post will come out after my Turkey trip. And no it will not be a separate post with a "Part Two" label on it, it will just be an updated post. You will know when I updated it because its name will change to "The Rise of Shy-Walker is going to be destroyed". I will delete this later.)